Hello! I'm Tom. I designed a game called Gunpoint, about rewiring things and punching people, and now I'm working on a new one called Heat Signature, about sneaking aboard randomly generated spaceships. Here's some more info on all the games I've worked on, here's the podcast I do, here are the videos I make on YouTube, here are some of the articles I wrote for PC Gamer, and here are two short stories I wrote for the Machine of Death collections.
The_B: There's one in a wheelchair as well. YOU BASTARD!
J-man: My, oh my, I didn't know you had such a black heart, Tom (you're like Kieron!).
Will P: Can I just draw attention to the very first comment someone has put up after those pictures?
"Wow so many males, yet very few females. Thats what i call gay party! JK"
You've got to love the internet haven't you? Or, maybe, you've just got to bury your head in your hands and weep. Hard to tell.
ab: I'd go with the weeping.
J-man: Oh yeah, may I just add that 99% of them are wearing brown/blue/back. Must be a weird gamer thing.
ash: may I just add that 99% of them are probably tea/coffee boys, catoring for a few 'actual' devs.....maybe.
Tom Francis: Heh. I'm sure if you talk to an actual Ubisoft dev they'll say "Oh yeah, for each one of us there's ninety-nine catering and pampering staff."
Don't post them here, I'm a useless idiot! E-mail tech support with as much detail about your system and the problem as possible, and they can actually do something.
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