TOM FRANCIS
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Hello! I'm Tom. I'm a game designer, writer, and programmer on Gunpoint, Heat Signature, and Tactical Breach Wizards. Here's some more info on all the games I've worked on, here are the videos I make on YouTube, and here are two short stories I wrote for the Machine of Death collections.

   
 

Rock, Paper, Shotgun

“Playing Archlord was one of the most miserable experiences of my life, including that time I didn’t put the lotion on my skin and got the hose again.”

From a new gameblog entirely by people I happen to know. It will fail and explode and probably cause a quite serious outbreak of head-cancer, of course, because it’s not PC Gamer – the best and only worthwhile achievement of mankind so far. But still, I have to admit that’s a pretty good opening line for an article entitled Horrible, horrible game still clings to life.