TOM FRANCIS
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Hello! I'm Tom. I'm a game designer, writer, and programmer on Gunpoint, Heat Signature, and Tactical Breach Wizards. Here's some more info on all the games I've worked on, here are the videos I make on YouTube, and here are two short stories I wrote for the Machine of Death collections.
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Can A Death Knight Walk On Lava?
I was bribed back into World of Warcraft recently by the refer-a-friend perks. You level up three times as fast while with your friend, you can teleport each other across the world, you can give each other free level-ups, and then you both get a unicorn.
So I was storming through Ragefire Chasm with a group of PC Gamer guild-mates on the Steamwheedle Cartel server, one of whom is a Death Knight. Death Knights have a great spell that freezes water around them, making it solid enough for them to run across it rather than having to swim. This one, Cartho, wondered if it would also work on the seas of lava that surround you in Ragefire.
He stripped down to his undergarments, took a generous run-up and bellowed, in the Death Knight’s echoing villain voice: “For Quel’thalas!”
