Professional spy.
Amateur electrician.
Weaponised jerk.
This is one person's custom-generated epilogue from Gunpoint, a stealth game about rewiring things and punching people.
It's a result of how they handled the game's key decisions, and how glib they chose to be about them at the end.
It's still in beta at the moment, but you can join the mailing list to be told when it's out.
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