At least we were there when the goings were good. Ah, memories.

I am illegally downloading the hangover
I have spoken with you just now ;)
I’m a 19 year old virgin.
*proot*
im horny
i love u
ok i am gay
ur gay
i have a hardone
oh and penguins are behind 9/11
i have a big penis
well i see dead ppl
I want to fuck my best friend.
I have twitter and im obsessed.
I have a penis and am homosexual
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
your mother is so ho
I just got scammed by a porn bot. They’re everywhere now.
i am crazy about sex
I fucked my History School teacher

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 32 lvl m\half-elf Erenor
Stranger: sweet
You: you?
Stranger: 41 lvl troll
You: you flithy bastard
You have disconnected.

Stranger: last person disconnected because i was too random
Stranger: is that a nargle?
Stranger: hmm
You: the game?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the banana of hopes and dreams
You: particularly fiesty
Stranger: not particularly… abso-qua-lutely
You: un-fucking-believable
Stranger: take your time, admiral, and it will be believe
Stranger: just look into your inner eye for the key
You: the ship is sinking! grab the whores and fill up that hole!
Stranger: stop it, admiral, i do not want to be grabbed there.
Stranger: i would rather dance with a blind monkey in vegas
Stranger: what is vegas?
Stranger: is it a fruit?
You: it’s Barbie’s new boyfriend
You: i heard he’s from luoisiana
Stranger: oh no! does he have rabies? or some glittery chest hair?
Stranger: because i forgot to buy my school supplies
You: i bet he like fishsticks
You: does that make him gay fish?
Stranger: admiral, this is no time to talk about your wife! the ship is dying!
You: School supplies ahoy!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: i forgot my tooothpaste at the hut!!
Stranger: we must turn back!
You: there’s no way back
You: vegas at our tails
Stranger: oh, no! oh, no! i’m scared, admiral! should i rub some chapstick on my cheek to cool the pain?
You: you better let the damn penguins gangbang the main macht
You: for all we need is love
Stranger: no time for insects, your macht is being raped!
ou: gotta dress her up, penguins are such bastards
Stranger: but… those are my penguins, admiral! the one with the purple coat is my father!
You: the Purple Coat Gangbanging Pirate Penguin is you father??? So that makes you Vegas then!
Stranger: no! but vegas is not me! it’s my red-headed stepchild fifty times removed!
Stranger: admiral, nooooooooooo
You: That serves them right, those penguins! And you! You get back to Barbie and bang her for all the saints
Stranger: but… i’m not equipped to do such a thing! i will need a carrot! or the toothpaste i left at the hut. THE TOOOOOOTTTHHHPASSTEE
You: I’ll get the toothpaste, my japanese schoolgirl friend owes me one. But you get you carrot in orderly condition at once!
Stranger: DON’T YOU LOVE ME?? I thought i was your carrotface. what happened to us??
You: You slept with my sister – Mary the Carrotdrive! I am no admiral of yours now! Not after what you’ve done!
Stranger: then, i will lay my head to rest on the melancholy potato of broken hearts and slowly die

Asl is boring and dangerous.

Yeah, it’s a long story. And it’s also one that would never occur anywhere else in real life :P That’s why I still mess with omegle when i’m bored.

-Type in a really dirty question and see how many times you get disconnected before you get an answer. If they do answer, act offended and see if they disconnect.
-Type in a quote or fact, again see how many times you’re disconnected before you get an answer.
-Type, “hurro”. You’ll be shcoked how many people don’t know what that means.
-Start typing song lyrics,
e.g
you: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
you: LIVING IN A LONELY WORLD
And see if they start to continue the song. Or disconnect.
-Type, “tell me a secret”. I am yet to read someone’s real secret, though.

=]

You: I am the stranger
Stranger: i am too.
You: we all are
Stranger: where do you come from, stranger?
You: The Sea Of Tranquility
Stranger: ooookay.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Is there hope
Stranger: i hope so
You: I see what you did there.
Stranger: it’s the truth
You: That’s what you tell them?
Stranger: i live in the truth
You: Keats coming up?
Stranger: i don’t listen to indie bands
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yo
You: Zimprov Ver. 0.001a

You are in a ROOM. It is fairly dark.
Stranger: the game
You: ?
Stranger: turn on liget
Stranger: turn on light
You: The light’s go on. Your ROOM is a mess.
Stranger: search room
You: Your ROOM is a cramped apartment, but you apparently have a pretty cool collection of movie posters from the 80s.
Stranger: check pockets
You: There is a DESK, a LAMP (which is now on) and a hall to the KITCHEN.
You: Your pockets have nothing but lint.
Stranger: clean room
You: You hastily go through your room, moving papers and books aside. You find a pair of KEYS.
Stranger: pick up keys
You: You place the keys in your pocket.
Stranger: go to kitchen
You: You start towards the KITCHEN.
You: LOADING NEW ROOM…
You: *PLEASE WAIT*
You: You are in the KITCHEN. Gee, it’s dark.
Stranger: turn on kitchen light
You: The light’s go on. You can see your KITCHEN in all it’s KITCHEN-esque glory.
You: There is a FRIDGE, a STOVE, and a SINK.
Stranger: search fridge
You: Wow, when was the last time you went shopping. You’re FRIDGE is nearly empty. There is only a bottle of SODA , some CHIPS, a MYSTERY FOIL-WRAPPED OBJECT.
Stranger: unwrap foil sraped object
You: The object starts to glow…
You: GASP! The room is on fire!
Stranger: scan object
You: The OBJECT is blindingly white hot. The KITCHEN continues to burn.
Stranger: Put object in pocket
You: ZOUNDS! The object burns right through you’re hand.
You: The floor has now caught aflame.
Stranger: run to front door
You: Exiting the KITCHEN as fast as possibile.
You: LOADING NEW ROOM, PLEASE WAIT.
Stranger: Waiting
You: LOADING NEW ROOM, PLEASE WAIT.
You: You are back in your ROOM. Whew!
You: You can still hear the flames in the KITCHEN.
Stranger: look for fire extinguisher
You: You search valiantly for a fire extinguisher. Can it be behind that vintage DUNE poster? No! There it is, next to you’re mounted ALF collectable plate,
Stranger: use fire extinguisher on fire
You: You run back to the KITCHEN, and splurt the fire extingusiher everywhere. WOOSH! There goes that floor.
Stranger: run back to room
You: You race back to your ROOM.
You: You hear the soft dripping sounds of fire dampening foam as it drips down your KITCHEN walls.
Stranger: go on computer
You: You look through your room, and find a sideways Apple IIc. You really do have an 80s fetish don’t you…
Stranger: log onto computer
You: Unfortunately, the computer is not only sideways, but also half taken apart. You never did get around to repairing it, did you?
Stranger: look for working computer in house
You: You search in vain through your home for a working computer, let alone something made after 1988. No luck on either count. However, you do notice that your front door appears unlocked…
Stranger: go through front door
You: You exit your house.
You: LOADING…
You: You are OUTSIDE. It is either dusk or dawn, hard to tell. You can’t see too much else.
Stranger: take off clothes
You: You strip nude. Gee, it’s chilly.
Stranger: Look for other people
You: You walk out further, stumbling slightly in the darkness. There appears to be a path up ahead, but you can’t really make it out.
Stranger: Walk down path
You: You walk out on to the path. The rocky surface cuts at your bare feet.
You: You hear a faint roaring sound.
You: It seems like the sound is getting closer.
You: You see a faint light(s)…
You: WOOSH!
You: You have been hit by a car.
Stranger: Roll for evade!
You: Non game comment : ROLF
You: You have DIED. Your score: 88/100
You: A+ for stamina and effort.
You:Thanks for trying Zimprov. Mind you, this is like a beta of a beta. Any and all feedback welcome.
Stranger: Needs little girls to molest
You: We will take this into consideration.

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ??????
Stranger: ??? ?????
You: hallo?
You: sprichst du deutsch?
Stranger: ???????
You: was fürne sprache ist das denn???
Stranger: ? ?? ???????, ???????????
Stranger: ??????? ??-??????
You: achsooooo das ist ja gut
You: und wie gehts dir so?
Stranger: ?????
You: echt?? aww du arme
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Thank you. And in case that wasn’t meant for me…

AWKWARD SILENCE.

https://dl.getdropbox.com/u/9902/filedrop/textbasedadvent.html

You might like it, who knows. I had a fun time playing.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I appear to have burst into flames.
Stranger: cool
You: No, hot.
You: Very hot.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings (Insert Subject Name Here)!
You: You have been chosen to participate in our weekly Surveys.
You: Our Surveys are made to accurately record public opinion and suggestions to make your experience here at Omegle the most enjoyable.
You: Do you wish to partake (Insert Subject Name Here)? Please say in all capitals “YES” to participate in the Survey or “NO” to skip.
Stranger: YES
You: (Insert Subject Name Here) has said “YES” to Survey. Please prepare for the Survey.
You: As a side-note, please answer all questions accurately and truthfully to get the most enjoyable experience later here on Omegle.
You: Question Number 1:
Stranger: okay
You: Please explain your experience here on Omegle.
You: After answering the question please say in all capitals “FINISHED.” Thank you.
Stranger: it’s fun talking to strangers. i enjoy it, except for the fact that there are so many chinese people. FINISHED
You: Once again, we ask you to please answer all questions accurately and truthfully to get the most enjoyable experience later here on Omegle.
You: Question Number 2:
You: In the time you have been here on Omegle, how many times have you been asked you were a Female?
You: Once again, after answering the question please say in all capitals “FINISHED.” Thank you.
Stranger: none, honestly. FINISHED
You: Question Number 3:
You: Of those times the “Stranger” asked for your gender, where they also interested in age?
Stranger: probably half the time. FINISHED
You: Question Number 4:
You: Please give us your opinion on what these “Strangers” are looking for.
Stranger: just someone to talk to, like me. maybe they’re just lonely and bored. i think it’s all in good fun. FINISHED
You: Question Number 5:
You: If given the option to report a “Stranger” for offensive behavior, would you use said option?
Stranger: no, it’s pointless. just press “disconnect” and get over it, that’s what the button is there for. haha. FINISHED
You: Question Number 6:
You: Are you aware that the Cake is a Lie?
Stranger: NO WAY
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: but it’s so believable ;_;
You: Once again, after answering the question please say in all capitals “FINISHED.” Thank you.
Stranger: no way. FINISHED
You: Question Number 7:
You: What is your opinion on the Demoman class?
Stranger: what the fuck? FINISHED
You: Question Number 8:
You: What is your most enjoyable experience here on Omegle?
Stranger: talking to horny 12 year old girls. FINISHED
You: Question Number 9:
You: What is your lest enjoyable experience here on Omegle
Stranger: talking to fat nerds. FINISHED
You: Final Question:
You: If you could rate your experiences here on Omegle, what would you rate them on a scale of 1 – 10 (1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest)
Stranger: 10 FINISHED
You: Thank you participating in this Survey, we are glad for your responses and look forward to making your experience here at Omegle and enjoyable one.

Stranger: say somthing better then hi
You: O hai
You: There :D
Stranger: fanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:O)
You: O.o
You:
/¯/___________________________ _
| SHOOP DA WHOOP! BLAAAAAAA!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯
Stranger: :)* D:
Stranger: LMFAO WTFF
You: IMA CHARGIN MA LAZAR
Stranger: R U FRM HABBO?!
You: Eep. No.
Stranger: oh
Stranger: soz
You: Why do you ask? :p
Stranger: where r u frm
You: The murky depths of the internet…
Stranger: idk u sound lyk that type
Stranger: LOLOOL
You: You weren’t there man. YOU WEREN’T THERE
Stranger: LMFAOOOOOO
Stranger: wot the f
You: Anyway yeah, hi! I’m Clon :D
Stranger: (: im lori
You: Lori? Never met anybody with that name! Where you from?
Stranger: lol, new zealand, youu?
You: Scotland
Stranger: haha woah
You: And if you shout freedom, I’ll kill you :P
Stranger: lmfao
You: MUDKIPS FUCK YEAH
You have disconnected.

You: Ask me any three questions.
Stranger: hola
(Moment of realization that we had just talked to eachother)
You: …
Stranger: …

Stranger: THE GAME
You: …
You: YOU BASTARD
You: NOOOOOOO
You: I JUST LOST THE GAME.
Stranger: not this shit again

Stranger: hey
You: hey!
You: listen!
You: hey!
Stranger: what
You: hey!
You: listen!
You: hey!
Stranger: what?
You: listen!
You: hey!
Stranger: WHAT?
You: SAY WHAT AGAIN MOTHERF**KER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I haven’t saved any of the conversations, but I am asking if any of you have fallen for my TRAP.

He ratted me out at the end ¬¬