Comments on: I Know The Commander Because He’s My Pal

By: Jim

Jim — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 07:17:05 +0000

I can no longer watch the opening cinematic of the game without wondering when Page will bring up the electronic old men.

By: Anonamoushandle

Anonamoushandle — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:28:50 +0000

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxi7JRJrod4

By: Yeti

Yeti — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 05:25:57 +0000

Well this is just PAINFUL. “Video removed by user”. I can’t tell if this is some sort of meta-griefing, or just aweful coincidence, but I’m left reading comments on an apparently HILARIOUS video that I can’t actually watch. Any, uh, mirrors or anything?

By: CloakRaider

CloakRaider — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:22:30 +0000

Old men.

By: Cmdt_Carpenter

Cmdt_Carpenter — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:24:52 +0000

Man, this makes me wish I had played Deus Ex.

I’m glad I can still enjoy it.

“Old men…Are the future.”

“What are we waiting for? I got a pistol”

“In case there’s trouble: We’re the police!”

“I think I’ll take your weapons.”

I love the informant.

“Don’t shoot. You’re too late. I surrender. Don’t believe? It’s all in the numbers.”

“Do you think you know better than FEMA what to do with the Ambrosia shipment?”
“It’s already on its way to the people.”
“Nope”
“Damn”

By: x25killa

x25killa — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 21:51:31 +0000

“I like to pick my nose”
“About time you ****”
“Don’t **** me”

By: J3553

J3553 — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 20:35:41 +0000

Old Men ruling the world…

By: Pentadact

Pentadact — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:34:39 +0000

The long pause before “S’cool” is just unbearably funny. Bob Page for president.

By: Slamhound

Slamhound — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:28:25 +0000

Man, I don’t even like Deus Ex, but this has me reaching for my install disk.

By: J-man

J-man — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 18:15:57 +0000

My faves:
“I may as well start using coke.”
“Yeah!”

“Oh yes! Oh yes!”
“I hope you’re not-”
“Oh yes!”

“Within a week.”
“No, within six months.”

“Why contain it?….. It’s cool.”

“Desperate. You’re turn.”
“Desperate.”
“Desperate.”
“Desperate.”
“Desperate.”

“I hope you’re not- Get the hell out of here Denton!

This has inspired me to replay it with Malkavian mod.

By: Tom Camfield

Tom Camfield — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:47:26 +0000

Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.

By: Pentadact

Pentadact — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:36:14 +0000

U- UNATCO?

By: Calaros

Calaros — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:36:44 +0000

“… it’s on its way back to the people”

“No”

“Damn.”

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:00:52 +0000

“That’s ter-” ZAP!

By: Bob Arctor

Bob Arctor — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:04:59 +0000

that’s terror

By: radomaj

radomaj — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 08:44:38 +0000

As Jay, I’ve never played the game, but I think it’s hilarious to the very end.

By: Jay

Jay — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 06:34:16 +0000

Never played Deus Ex, so it’s only amusing for 2 minutes

By: Dave

Dave — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 02:00:12 +0000

Desperate.

By: Freakinswiit

Freakinswiit — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:26:01 +0000

I laughed at that post. Don’t believe me? It’s all in the numbers.
Number one: That’s funny.
Number two: That’s funny.

By: Pentadact

Pentadact — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 19:06:30 +0000

*prods*

By: Tom Camfield

Tom Camfield — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:57:08 +0000

that’s terror

By: Simon

Simon — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 18:34:52 +0000

funny stuff.
that’s terror