Comments on: Conversations With Strangers

By: Lula

Lula — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 09:49:04 +0000

How did you ..
how can i do this
?
where did youu do this .
tell me

By: Caleb

Caleb — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 03:45:11 +0000

Stranger: yo muggle!
You: herro prease
Stranger: is that some wierd kind of unmagic speak?
You: ...
Stranger: you guys are confusing
You: unmagic?
You: wouldn't that be like dark magic?
You: as it's the opposite of normal magic?
Stranger: no, it would be like, not magic
You: YOU BASTARD
You: you're a dark wizard, aren't you?
Stranger: .............
Stranger: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: Just hiding behind that facade of *DIES*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: me

me — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 09:10:20 +0000

asking for secrets

I am illegally downloading the hangover
I have spoken with you just now ;)
I'm a 19 year old virgin.
*proot*
im horny
i love u
ok i am gay
ur gay
i have a hardone
oh and penguins are behind 9/11
i have a big penis
well i see dead ppl
I want to fuck my best friend.
I have twitter and im obsessed.
I have a penis and am homosexual
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK
your mother is so ho
I just got scammed by a porn bot. They're everywhere now.
i am crazy about sex
I fucked my History School teacher

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By: Rick

Rick — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:44:11 +0000

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: We're no strangers to love
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Michelle

Michelle — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:37:52 +0000

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 4chan
Stranger: the game
You: We seem to have hit a stalemate.
You: :|
Stranger: out of 2200 poeple that sucks
You: Yes yes it does.
Stranger: dog damn it where are all the koreans
You: they bore me...
Stranger: i talked to 1 4chaner twice in 15 min
You: nice
You: glad to know we are doing are job.
Stranger: haha yes you are
You: ;) we try
Stranger: keep lookin
Stranger: /b/rother
You: RULES 1 AND 2~
You: But thanks!
Stranger: and....26?
You: and 36
Stranger: i wich for 24
Stranger: 34
You: On what?
Stranger: not sure yet maybe the omegle logo?
Stranger: or is that 35
You: Request 34,
You: But 35 makes 34 true.
You: Any other questions about the rules? Or is my work here done?
Stranger: it is done
You: Farewell.
You have disconnected.

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By: Crilly

Crilly — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 07:11:05 +0000

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: My wife just died. WOO HOO! I drowned her. Multiple times. That bitch wouldnt die.
Stranger: o lol ur funny
You: I can move in my gf now. I got all my wifes stuff. About 5 mill in total.
Stranger: wow thats just luck how does ur wife look likw
Stranger: e
You: Well I also put her on fire so like ashes.
Stranger: do u have pictures of her before
You: A few. Also before I burned her I got a few organs. Sell em on the black market.
Stranger: lol ur funny
You: I also killed all our kids. The bitches wouldnt stop screaming and crying. After I stabbed one of them of course.]
Stranger: o thats just sad
You: Not really. They started laughing after the laughing gas "leaked" and them they "tried to kill me" and thus "was forced to retaliate."
Stranger: o wow
You: Not to mention they all had life insurance. I made about 10-11 million in the affair. Did I mention the gf is worth a few billion?
Stranger: no
You: Oh well I did now. Maybe you heard of her? Shes called Felicia Day?
Stranger: nope
You: Oh well shes a tv star. She is going to have a "accident" invloving a gas stove and the gas being left on.
Stranger: o
You: Well I am going to turn on the stove. Bye.

By: Ezu

Ezu — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 05:24:57 +0000

No love for trolls.

Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 32 lvl m\half-elf Erenor
Stranger: sweet
You: you?
Stranger: 41 lvl troll
You: you flithy bastard
You have disconnected.

By: Ezu

Ezu — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:46:12 +0000

And now for something completely random.

Stranger: last person disconnected because i was too random
Stranger: is that a nargle?
Stranger: hmm
You: the game?
Stranger: no
Stranger: the banana of hopes and dreams
You: particularly fiesty
Stranger: not particularly... abso-qua-lutely
You: un-fucking-believable
Stranger: take your time, admiral, and it will be believe
Stranger: just look into your inner eye for the key
You: the ship is sinking! grab the whores and fill up that hole!
Stranger: stop it, admiral, i do not want to be grabbed there.
Stranger: i would rather dance with a blind monkey in vegas
Stranger: what is vegas?
Stranger: is it a fruit?
You: it's Barbie's new boyfriend
You: i heard he's from luoisiana
Stranger: oh no! does he have rabies? or some glittery chest hair?
Stranger: because i forgot to buy my school supplies
You: i bet he like fishsticks
You: does that make him gay fish?
Stranger: admiral, this is no time to talk about your wife! the ship is dying!
You: School supplies ahoy!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: i forgot my tooothpaste at the hut!!
Stranger: we must turn back!
You: there's no way back
You: vegas at our tails
Stranger: oh, no! oh, no! i'm scared, admiral! should i rub some chapstick on my cheek to cool the pain?
You: you better let the damn penguins gangbang the main macht
You: for all we need is love
Stranger: no time for insects, your macht is being raped!
ou: gotta dress her up, penguins are such bastards
Stranger: but... those are my penguins, admiral! the one with the purple coat is my father!
You: the Purple Coat Gangbanging Pirate Penguin is you father??? So that makes you Vegas then!
Stranger: no! but vegas is not me! it's my red-headed stepchild fifty times removed!
Stranger: admiral, nooooooooooo
You: That serves them right, those penguins! And you! You get back to Barbie and bang her for all the saints
Stranger: but... i'm not equipped to do such a thing! i will need a carrot! or the toothpaste i left at the hut. THE TOOOOOOTTTHHHPASSTEE
You: I'll get the toothpaste, my japanese schoolgirl friend owes me one. But you get you carrot in orderly condition at once!
Stranger: DON'T YOU LOVE ME?? I thought i was your carrotface. what happened to us??
You: You slept with my sister - Mary the Carrotdrive! I am no admiral of yours now! Not after what you've done!
Stranger: then, i will lay my head to rest on the melancholy potato of broken hearts and slowly die

By: Ezu

Ezu — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:37:31 +0000

Stranger: hi
You: hullo
Stranger: asl?
You: don't call me asshole
You: i might cry
Stranger: im not im sorry
You: nevermind
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Asl is boring and dangerous.

By: Richard

Richard — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 12:10:37 +0000

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
You: say the most intelligent thing you can think of, now
Stranger: eeehm, i wanna meet Paramore
Stranger: :S
Stranger: ?
You: wow.....
Stranger: haha
You: you're going on a blog comment!

By: Caleb

Caleb — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:53:38 +0000

My last one sort of degenerated into "Hot baked goods on fresh fruit action". Yeah, it's a long story. And it's also one that would never occur anywhere else in real life :P That's why I still mess with omegle when i'm bored.

By: you

you — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:48:14 +0000

Stranger: heyy
You: have you ever been to minkaxx.com
Stranger: nope
You: minkaxxx.com*
You: well you really should
Stranger: sounds like porn
You: we got the teens and the milfs and all kinds of shit
You: its the shitnitz or whatever you teens call it
Stranger: im a girl
You: yeah sure
You: a girl on the interwebsXD
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i really am though
You: i almost fell off my chair
You: fun times fun times
Stranger: well you should be more careful
You: a girl on the fucking interwebs
You: whats next a man on the moon
Stranger: man has already been on the moon silly
You: yeah right, whats next after that: a man under water
Stranger: hahaaaaaaaaaa
You: or listen to this: A FUCKING WEBSITE THAT LETS YOU TALK TO STRANGERS
You: BWAHAHAHA
Stranger: wow you're so funny
You: I dont know how i come up with this shit
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: so how big is your dick
You: WHOA WHOA WHOA
You: i fail to see the bridge from internet to dicks
Stranger: sorry did i offend you
Stranger: so why are you on this site sir?
You: no
You: im here to find young pussy ofcourse
You: just like anyone else
Stranger: funny
Stranger: asl?
You: im not gay but okay
You: hey that rhymes too
You: i should be on broadway
You: well, anyways
Stranger: broadway has nothing to do with rhyming
You: age: ?
sex: you guessed it
location: you get it if i get to see you masturbate
You: hell yeah it does
Stranger: yu dont know how old you are
Stranger: ?
Stranger: im a 17 yr old female
You: i demand masturbation
You: im 16
You: half a week from 17
Stranger: im pretty sure you are a creepy old man
You: summer birthdays suck
Stranger: i have a winter birthday
You: creepy old men dont like masturbation
Stranger: which sucks even more
Stranger: and yes they do
You: depends how close your birthday is to christmas
Stranger: i as suppose to be orn on christamas but i was 20 days early
You: your mother fail at birth
Stranger: mhmm
You: but masturbation awaits me
You: cya
Stranger: byeee
You: you press the disconnect button my hands are too old and weak
Stranger: ewwwwwww
You: i gotta save my powers for masturbation
Stranger: so whats the real reason you wont disconnect
You: these hands have seen 80 years of hard labour
Stranger: peace bitch

By: Jim

Jim — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 20:16:48 +0000

haha I got one:
Stranger: lets do this
You: what?
Stranger: this conversation
Stranger: lets get it going
You: ok
You: hi
You: :D
Stranger: hey there
Stranger: how are you this fine day?
You: very well, my wife just died! High Five!
You: Freedom
You: :D
You: finally
Stranger: *internet high five*
Stranger: congratulations sir
You: haha yeah
You: She was being a bitch
You: screeming all day
Stranger: I hope it was a slow and painful death?
You: yes
Stranger: good
You: heart attack, but kinda slow
You: I wasn't home
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: if you had you could have held her head under water or something
You: nono I'm not a murder
You: xD
You: but this way she's gone
You: I got the money
You: My girlfreind is moving in tomorrow
Stranger: wait
Stranger: why the fuck are trading one useless cunt with legs for another?
Stranger: you just won the lottery
Stranger: and now you're going right back into being a mindless fucking slave to some knuckle draggin half a retard
Stranger: good job
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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By: Mr Fun

Mr Fun — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 14:42:27 +0000

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: why can't a cucumber sing
You: because it's a fucking vegetable
Stranger: a valid point, however ........
Stranger: why can't a cucumber sing?
You: because there are too many people attempting to tell it irrelevent jokes and interrupting it's flow?
Stranger: close but no cookie
Stranger: why can't a cucumber sing?
You: because it heard the grass-a-growin'?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Dr. ROCKZO

Dr. ROCKZO — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:54:05 +0000

Stranger: hi
You: who are you and what are you doing on my chat?
You: are you a pedophile? My mum warned me about you guys..
Stranger: what? you crazy
You: I DONT WANT YOUR CANDY
You: STAY AWAY

By: Caleb

Caleb — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 14:30:06 +0000

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: *rings doorbell*
You: *opens door in pyjamas*
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Are you interested in joining the Jehova Witnesses?
Stranger: Here, have a leaflet
You: Not particularly. I just ate.
You: You're the cannibalism guys, right?
Stranger: Alright, but we'll be back >_<
Stranger: Yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

By: Thijs

Thijs — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 08:27:25 +0000

Stranger: do what your mother tells you
Stranger: hi
You: My mother tells me to smoke weed =(
Stranger: smoke it
You: done
You: it's all gone now
Stranger: gj
Stranger: get more
You: Can't
Stranger: go
You: I ate it all
Stranger: get
Stranger: u wat
You: your mum?
Stranger: my
You: yes
Stranger: wat
You: she ate my weed
Stranger: you said you ate it
Stranger: mummy?
You: No I did not!
Stranger: yes
You: Maybe
Stranger:
Stranger: I ate it all
You: See
You: Stranger
You: that's you
Stranger: thats you
You: I'm ' you '
Stranger: nooooooooooo
Stranger:
You: I ate it all
You: I want your mum to make me a fresh joint now.
You: We ate it together
You: She ate most though
Stranger: i'm thinking of going gay
You: Going gay pwns cocks
Stranger: only guys want to have sex with me
You: And you're male?
You: Well
Stranger: yeah
You: That blows! *pun alert*
You: anyway
Stranger: hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Stranger: yeah
You: I missed the bridge from 'weed' to 'gay'
You: I'll just make one up
Stranger: k
You: weed is heterosexual
You: so
You: now we can talk about your gayness
Stranger: nice
You: Sex?
Stranger: what
Stranger: m/f
You: Did I say that out loud?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you typed it
You: Good
You: I said it too
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you say everything you type
Stranger: like in the movies
You: Yes.
You: Sometimes it is hard
You: as
Stranger: badass
You: if I ram my head on my keyboard when frustrated
You: it's pretty hard
You: v bjioseoigqw=-o
You: try say that 20x in row.
Stranger: looks difficult
Stranger: `the phones ringing
Stranger: shit
You: Taha
You: Phones are for gays
You: Real men use penguins
Stranger: fucking telemarketers
You: I prefer fucking stockbrokers.

By: soreye

soreye — Mon, 25 May 2009 08:17:15 +0000

I keep saying I'm 'The Doctor' from the hit BBC tv series Doctor Who, but its only worked once.... :)