http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script By Pentadact Tue, 07 Sep 2010 10:32:02 -0600 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-52757 A Concerned Citizen Thu, 09 Apr 2009 22:23:17 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-52757 I'm New here, I came over from FirstPersonShouter though so immediately flocked to this. Good Job Dagda http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50699 Nonomu198 Thu, 26 Mar 2009 08:17:42 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50699 Hehehe, nice work, Dagda. http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50557 CloakRaider Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:32:00 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50557 That twist at the end blew my mind. And I loved the character of THE PRESIDENT OF BROOKLYN.
And I loved the character of THE PRESIDENT OF BROOKLYN.]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50463 McNostril Tue, 24 Mar 2009 21:34:35 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50463 A lyrical masterpiece to accompany what will surely be called the most influential movie script of 2009. http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50184 J-Man Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:16:16 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50184 All hail Dagda http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50172 Bret Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:53:32 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50172 We all learned a lesson today. A lesson about cavemen and really shitty rap.
A lesson about cavemen and really shitty rap.]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50164 Chijts Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:01:28 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50164 I didn't think you could manage to pull off more lyrics, how wrong was I! http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50131 Mobba Sun, 22 Mar 2009 13:14:07 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50131 Excellent. http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50108 Ispep Sun, 22 Mar 2009 09:28:12 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50108 I hear they need a new poet laureate soon... get your application in now :P that stuff is GENIOUS :D get your application in now :P

that stuff is GENIOUS :D]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50105 Dagda Sun, 22 Mar 2009 08:07:21 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50105 Here's a longer version for you all. Think I can come up with more, we'll see. Cavemen, MOTHERF***ERS! (Listen up to my sound) We livin’ here in BROOKLYN (Take a good look around) We gotta build SKY BRIDGES (All over the town) Ya’ll better hold ON TIGHT (Cause shit’s about to go down) In the vats at BIT's where We was born and raised When they said to build those bridges, We was hardly fazed Neolithic engineering Just one flaw in their plan Shoulda known they couldn't handle This much real caveman My man Jake's a PIT FIGHTER (I'm a killer, ain't no lie) Arm lost to a CHAINSAW (Shoulda seen the other guy) So he got a ROBOT ARM (They didn't really tell me why) Transforms into DIFFERENT WEAPONS (A hundred ways to make'em die) Now they say the city's sinking But we work all the while, Days spent building, nights spent fighting True neanderthal style Tudor courtiers in my grill now Takin' tea breaks? Bitch, please Spend my time at the museum, Hangin' with the OCs
Cavemen, MOTHERF***ERS!
(Listen up to my sound)
We livin’ here in BROOKLYN
(Take a good look around)
We gotta build SKY BRIDGES
(All over the town)
Ya’ll better hold ON TIGHT
(Cause shit’s about to go down)

In the vats at BIT's where
We was born and raised
When they said to build those bridges,
We was hardly fazed
Neolithic engineering
Just one flaw in their plan
Shoulda known they couldn't handle
This much real caveman

My man Jake's a PIT FIGHTER
(I'm a killer, ain't no lie)
Arm lost to a CHAINSAW
(Shoulda seen the other guy)
So he got a ROBOT ARM
(They didn't really tell me why)
Transforms into DIFFERENT WEAPONS
(A hundred ways to make'em die)

Now they say the city's sinking
But we work all the while,
Days spent building, nights spent fighting
True neanderthal style
Tudor courtiers in my grill now
Takin' tea breaks? Bitch, please
Spend my time at the museum,
Hangin' with the OCs]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50053 Justice Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:56:13 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50053 Such a pity that there's almost no way the game can live up to it's description... Thankfully Chris is here to help us envision what could have been... :D
Thankfully Chris is here to help us envision what could have been... :D]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50051 Palms Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:21:29 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50051 Seriously, I could just watch the beginning of 2001: A space oddyssey for hours on end. Forget the actual space bit, just give me the cavemen. Lots and lots of cavemen. In fact, I would say that the whole of that movie is AWFUL, but the Cavemen scenes make up for it. http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50050 Palms Sat, 21 Mar 2009 22:19:13 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50050 I'm all for people having their own view, some people like tomatoes, for instance. Some don't. But this...this is CAVEMEN!!! Cavemen in the future!!! With robotic arms!!! BUILDING SKY BRIDGES!!! I think people, including me, think this is awesome, because it's such an amazingly retarded, yet at the same time amazingly ... amazing premise for a video game. It certainly is a break from tradition. But if you don't like it that's fine, I guess it's not for everyone. Maybe one for the cavemen connoisseurs =D
I think people, including me, think this is awesome, because it's such an amazingly retarded, yet at the same time amazingly ... amazing premise for a video game. It certainly is a break from tradition. But if you don't like it that's fine, I guess it's not for everyone. Maybe one for the cavemen connoisseurs =D]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50020 Littleedge Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:05:50 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50020 @Palms As in "wtf are you talking about" or as in "how couldn't you like the concept?" I'm just one of those guys who don't like things like that.
As in "wtf are you talking about" or as in "how couldn't you like the concept?"

I'm just one of those guys who don't like things like that.]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50019 Bret Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:05:00 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50019 You couldn’t understand. Only… only the President of a sinking city could understand. of a sinking city could understand.]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50018 Mr. Brit Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:55:45 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50018 Wtf. It's funny, sure. It cleverly spoofs common hollywood cliches and it does the poorly plotted game justice but really? Is it worth all this obsessing? This seems really extreme... http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50016 Palms Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:41:26 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50016 @Littleedge ...you don't like the concept!? ... I'm sorry I...I just don't know what to say...
...you don't like the concept!? ... I'm sorry I...I just don't know what to say...]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50014 Little Green Man Sat, 21 Mar 2009 17:04:55 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50014 DO THE RAP DAGDA!!!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Also, Caps-lock does make me imagine the person shouting in my face. http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50009 Littleedge Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:41:43 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50009 First Person Shouter is an awesome blog. He and you, Pentadact, are awesome. I dunno how you can keep a blog as awesome as this going. I found the screenplay funny, but kind of stupid. Nothing on him. I'm a bit biased since I don't like the whole concept.
I found the screenplay funny, but kind of stupid. Nothing on him. I'm a bit biased since I don't like the whole concept.]]> http://www.pentadact.com/index.php/2009-03-20-chris-livingstons-merchants-of-brooklyn-movie-script#comment-50004 Palms Sat, 21 Mar 2009 16:29:07 +0000 http://www.pentadact.com/?p=681#comment-50004 @Jason L Dump him
Dump him]]>