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It'd let you pull stunts like cloaking to the middle of the road when you see an enemy Humvee coming, then switching to Armour and going invuln to make them crash into you. Or similarly, surviving a head-on vehicular collision that results in an explosion fatal to everyone else involved. Or throwing yourself off a huge drop and surviving. Or wading towards an angry tank, planting a detpack on it, and blowing it up right in your own face. 		 

 

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Team Fortress 2’s new weapons are easier to earn than anticipated.

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Andrew: Dear me, that's a blunder and a half from Valve!

Netram: Page not found :(

Netram: Nevermind, have to remove http://"preview".

Crane: I just like the shot of the Medic stabbing himself in the throat.
"NO! By cheating I have dishonoured my ancestors! I MUST DIE! *stab*"

Pentadact: Motherfucker! I specifically checked for that. Fixed now.

Lack_26: I'm hoping valve give you a special skin, model or something else for people who unlock them legitimately.

Jason L: The link (as in, the text that says 'Link') doesn't have a link. I have checked that the links in other posts in the links category have links, which suggests the link should have a link, link, link, link...

Pentadact: Grr, most broken post ever. Also fixed now. At least I'm faster with my updates than Valve! Burn!

PS. The post has been updated to add word from Valve.

WeakLemonDrink: Man, there's quite a shit storm brewing on the Steam forums. Among the usual assortment of whining little bitches spouting classic hyperbole such as "TF2 is now ruined, it is worse than a MMORPG" etc, it seems some people who've never even heard of the cheat command have had their achievements reset. They could be telling porkies, but there are just too many of them for that.

I guess something had to be done to knock back the cheaters, but this seems like a big shame. I know if I'd had my measly 12 achievements reset overnight I'd be spitting actual blood.

 		 
 

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