Clicking around Wikipedia, noticed Bill Hicks died fourteen years ago today. As much a great philosopher as comedian, and mocked himself as viciously as anyone. From this clip: “I’m Bill Hicks, and I’m dead now. I didn’t die from smoking, a bunch of non-smokers kicked the shit out of me. I tried to run, they had more energy than I. I tried to hide but they heard me wheezing. A lot of them smelled me.”
An unknown php script is randomly causing 15-second chokings of my server's CPU, ultimately hogging so much of its time that my host suspend this entire website for a few minutes. So I've snipped all non-essential elements until I can diagnose it. Apologies if you've encountered one of these CPU Exceeded screens. Believe it or not, what would help most with my diagnosis is lots and lots of people visiting James as often as possible over the next few days. Rolo desserts are also effective.