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By Pentadact

Ten Minutes To Go

Shiny Shotgun

We’re all in the office right now, having got up stupidly early, and there’s almost exactly ten minutes to go before the Orange Box attempts to unlock. I think I just about have time to make coffee.

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	Pentadact: There was no time! It unlocked early! ALL IS CHAOS!

The_B: It was... beautiful... *sniff*

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		It was hilarious. Before long most people on the enemy team knew me, and knew that I wouldn’t attempt to shoot them or in any way be effective when attacked. So a lot of them would draw their own melee weapons and take great pleasure in beating me to death as I was frozen to

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