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“Playing Archlord was one of the most miserable experiences of my life, including that time I didn’t put the lotion on my skin and got the hose again.”

From a new gameblog entirely by people I happen to know. It will fail and explode and probably cause a quite serious outbreak of head-cancer, of course, because it’s not PC Gamer - the best and only worthwhile achievement of mankind so far. But still, I have to admit that’s a pretty good opening line for an article entitled Horrible, horrible game still clings to life.

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