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	Let Tom Francis tell you all what it's like, being male, middle-class and white.

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	WordPress Wizard

	I loathe Microsoft’s ‘Wizards’, whose concept of magic seems to be adding an endless series of meaningless clicks to the beginning and end of every process. So this - seen half a second after attempting to upgrade my WordPress installation - made me laugh out loud. I mean, that’s not even one step. The one step is to tell you the zero steps required have already been completed and everything is awesome. Comment

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	An unknown php script is randomly causing 15-second chokings of my server's CPU, ultimately hogging so much of its time that my host suspend this entire website for a few minutes. So I've snipped all non-essential elements until I can diagnose it. Apologies if you've encountered one of these CPU Exceeded screens. Believe it or not, what would help most with my diagnosis is lots and lots of people visiting James as often as possible over the next few days. Rolo desserts are also effective.