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TOM FRANCIS
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Hello! I'm Tom. I designed a game called Gunpoint, about rewiring things and punching people, and now I'm working on a new one called Heat Signature, about sneaking aboard randomly generated spaceships. Here's some more info on all the games I've worked on, here's the podcast I do, here are the videos I make on YouTube, here are some of the articles I wrote for PC Gamer, and here are two short stories I wrote for the Machine of Death collections.

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By me. Uses Adaptive Images by Matt Wilcox.

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Rewarding Creative Play Styles In Hitman

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Postcards From Far Cry Primal

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Solving XCOM’s Snowball Problem

Kill Zone and Bladestorm

Kill Zone And Bladestorm

BAFTA Featured

An Idea For More Flexible Indie Game Awards

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Teaching Heat Signature’s Ship Generator To Think In Sectors

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What Works And Why: Multiple Routes In Deus Ex

Heat Signature Natural Numbers

Natural Numbers In Game Design

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Naming Drugs Honestly In Big Pharma

Writing vs Programming

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Let Me Show You How To Make A Game

New Heat Signature Video: Galaxies, Suction And Wrench-Throwing

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What Works And Why: Nonlinear Storytelling In Her Story

My Idea For An ‘Unconventional Weapon’ Game

From Gunpoint To Heat Signature: A Narrative Journey

The Cost Of Simplifying Conversations In Videogames

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What Works And Why: Invisible Inc

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Our Super Game Jam Episode Is Out

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What Works And Why: Sauron’s Army

Heat Signature Talk

Showing Heat Signature At Fantastic Arcade And EGX

Projects

What I’m Working On And What I’ve Done

Murder, She Wrote

The Formula For An Episode Of Murder, She Wrote

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Heat Signature Needs An Artist And A Composer

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Improving Heat Signature’s Randomly Generated Ships, Inside And Out

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Gunpoint Patch: New Engine, Steam Workshop, And More

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Distance: A Visual Short Story For The Space Cowboy Game Jam

The Magic Circle

Raising An Army Of Flying Dogs In The Magic Circle

Floating Point Blog Launch

Floating Point Is Out! And Free! On Steam! Watch A Trailer!

Floating Sine

Drawing With Gravity In Floating Point

Fault

What’s Your Fault?

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The Randomised Tactical Elegance Of Hoplite

Gone Point

Here I Am Being Interviewed By Steve Gaynor For Tone Control

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Heat Signature: A Game About Sneaking Aboard Randomly Generated Spaceships

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The Grappling Hook Game, Dev Log 6: The Accomplice

Alien Swarm Heroics

A Story Of Heroism In Alien Swarm

FTL Story

One Desperate Battle In FTL

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To Hell And Back In Spelunky

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Games Vs Story 2

Gunpoint Breakdown

Gunpoint Development Breakdown

Max Payne 3

Five Things I Learned About Game Criticism In Nine Years At PC Gamer

This is how you die

My Short Story For The Second Machine Of Death Collection

Clouds

Not Being An Asshole In An Argument

Skyrim Diary - Frostmere

Playing Skyrim With Nothing But Illusion

Mainstream Games

How Mainstream Games Butchered Themselves, And Why It’s My Fault

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A Short Script For An Animated 60s Heist Movie

Dark Messiah

The Magical Logic Of Dark Messiah’s Boot

Arguing

Arguing On The Internet

Spelunky

Shopstorm, A Spelunky Story

Stealth Games

Why Are Stealth Games Cool?

Violence

E3’s Violence Overload, Versus Gaming’s Usual Violence Overload

Suspicious Manifesto

The Suspicious Developments manifesto

GDC

GDC Talk: How To Explain Your Game To An Asshole

Crosslink

Listening To Your Sound Effects For Gunpoint

Happiness

Understanding Your Brain

What Makes Games Good

What Makes Games Good

Seat Quest

A Story Of Plane Seats And Class

Deckard: Blade Runner, Moron

Beneath Suspicion

Avoiding Suspicion At The US Embassy

Open Worlds

An Idea For A Better Open World Game

Level Up

A Different Way To Level Up

BioShock Ending

How I Would Have Ended BioShock

Meet the Spy

My Script For A Team Fortress 2 Short About The Spy

Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2 Unlockable Weapon Ideas

Football Manager

Don’t Make Me Play Football Manager

EVE Assassins

EVE’s Assassins And The Kill That Shocked A Galaxy

GalCiv 2

My Galactic Civilizations 2 War Diary

Gnome

I Played Through Episode Two Holding A Goddamn Gnome

Machine of Death

My Short Story For The Machine Of Death Collection

Blood money and sex

Blood Money And Sex

AOL

A Woman’s Life In Search Queries

Second Life

First Night, Second Life

SWAT 4

SWAT 4: The Movie Script

Machine Of Death Is A #1 Bestseller: WTF

At about 7.30PM yesterday evening UK time, we finally pulled ahead of Keith Richards and became the #1 best-selling book on Amazon.com. Then we stayed there for twenty four hours. Sales were up 685,800%. We beat Glenn Beck’s new book on its launch day.

Apparently: “It was mentioned as number one on the Glenn Beck radio program this morning as an example of America’s preoccupation with death.” It was “a plea to his listeners to buy his book and not let us death-peddlers win.”

Thank you so, so much to anyone who bought it, and thanks to anyone who told other people about it. Not many people actually read the Machine of Death blog on a regular basis – not much has happened there for three years. So all this happened by people telling other people.

When the editors suggested a big push on the 26th, I thought it’d be cool, but we’d be gaming the system a bit. But really, we were just giving ourselves a launch day. We didn’t know when it would go up on Amazon.com, so we had to wait until it had before we could start organising any kind of campaign. Other books get to dictate a release date and plan around that – we did the same, we just had to rely on a little good will from people to delay until a launch day we could organise for.

Malki now has e-mails from four bookstores interested in stocking it, including Barnes & Noble, and one from the New York friggin Times. He and Ryan did a funny sort of mini-podcast to say thanks and stretch more sports metaphors.

A lot of people are asking how many copies we actually sold – I don’t have any insider info on that, but if Amazon’s percentage increase figures are right- wait, they’re not. See comments.

There’s lots more info on the PDF, audiobook, Kindle and Vulcan mindmeld editions on the official site, which’ll also have more info on if and when it’ll come to Amazon.co.uk and the like.

Thanks again everyone, particularly those in the UK who braved the shipping costs to support it. You have accomplished something amazing, annoyed Glenn Beck, and made me and a bunch of webcomic dudes very happy.

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Wowbagger: Ordering it pissed off Glenn Beck? I guess that was one of my more worthwhile purchases!
Congratulations on your scheme's success, by the way :)

Dave: Congrats, I did my part on the day - shipping was £5, but I was too cheap to go for anything above the cheapest option.

http://www.novelrank... ...-paperback

Looks like it was actually 115. The whole point was that Amazon daily sales are actually pretty modest, so it wasnt too hard to get to #1. I guess people still leave the house to buy their books these days?

Tweets that mention Machine Of Death Is A #1 Bestseller: WTF, by Tom Francis -- Topsy.com: [...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by Tom Francis and Johnni Fortune, Mark Richard Danks. Mark Richard Danks said: RT @Pentadact: Machine of Death update: http://bit.ly/modwoo We sold over 6,859 copies, we beat Glenn Beck's book on its launch day, and ... [...]

Tom Francis: That sounds more likely! I think Amazon's sales increase percentages must just be pure fiction.

In fact, after a little tinkering, I've reverse engineered their formula. It takes yesterday's sales rank, divides it by today's, subtracts 1, then multiplies by 100. This gets you: a meaningless number. It means your figure is as dependent on where you end up as on the magnitude of your climb.

RC-1290'Dreadnought': Funny how Machine of Death 'beats' a book called Life.

Coded One: Glad to help! I'm looking forward to reading it :)

Coded One: Also, I'd love to actually hear Glenn Beck's quote. Nothing gives me more satisfaction then knowing that I helped to contribute to an angry misquote from Glenn Beck!

Tom Francis: Apparently it was "a plea to his listeners to buy his book and not let us death-peddlers win". He's ahead of us again now, BUT: he is terribly fat.

malki !: @Dave - I don't know where Novelrank gets their numbers, but I'm pretty sure that's inaccurate. I don't have full details yet but I'm sure they're much higher.

@Tom - I was paraphrasing the "death-peddlers" part! Don't want to give the impression it was an exact quote. I'll post a partial transcript on the MOD blog later tonight.

Tom Francis: Heh - yeah, didn't mean to imply otherwise.

Apparently Novelrank works by inferring sales from changes in chart position. So if you're low down in the chart, it's probably not a bad estimate, since a sale will usually move you in the charts. But if you spend a lot of time at #2 or #1, it'd have no way of knowing about the copies you sell while at those positions.

Davie: My god, you attracted negative attention from Glenn Beck! You deserve medals! Many of them! And I will absolutely buy this if it becomes available retail. Sadly, I have no viable source of internet money at this time.

EthZee: I can't wait to get the copy!

And that transcript of Glenn Beck, that's, well, it's a thing of beauty. No wonder he's so popular as a radio guy. Here's my favourite bit:

"These are the — this is the left, I think, speaking. This is the left. You want to talk about where we’re headed? We’re headed towards a culture of death. A culture that, um, celebrates the things that have destroyed us. Not that the Rolling Stones have destroyed us — I mean, you can’t always get what you want. You know what I’m saying? Brown sugar. I have no idea what that means."

Mindbending, surreal hilarity.

See, when I played GTA 4, and I listened to that pundit on WKTT, I thought that was a parody. Not so, it seems.

MadTinkerer: I bought M.O.D. on the day it launched. I also bought Beck's book. Haven't had time to read either.

Connective Visions » Viral Can Be Good for You: A Sci-Fi Success Story: [...] Weekly blog, as well as smaller sites such as FrozenYogurt, Pelotard’s Impopular Culture, James by Pentadact, and my own. (There may well be more, but I have to publish this darn [...]

Joseph: "We beat Glenn Beck’s new book on its launch day."

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Awesome

EthZee: So my book arrived! Today! About two or three weeks early! I'm not opening it yet because there's some stuff I need to do and I need an incentive, but I am pleased that it came so quickly.

(TWSS)

Tom Francis: Woo! The UK copies seem to be arriving much earlier than predicted, lots of people seem to have them now. Party!

Jason L: It's a dumb thing to judge a book by, so I'm not, but it's a much larger book than I expected. More pages, more content.

Tom Francis: It's a good cover, too.

EthZee: Jason: It is! It's a much larger book than I expected. The illustrations and stories I've read so far are fantastic.

Flying Squirrel: The book is awesome so far. Every story has been new and interesting and inventive. Only one has made me feel uncomfortable while reading it, but it was purposeful, so made the story more meaningful (if not more enjoyable). In all honesty Tom, yours is one of my favorites so far, along with the one about the lab assistant and his journal. Thanks for the recommendation =)

Tom Francis: Awesome, thanks!

The way I'm reading is, when the podcast of a story comes out, I listen to the start of it, and if I like the person's voice I'll listen to the whole thing. If not, I read it in the book. Love is very well read. Can't wait to hear mine, have no idea who did it.

Bret: Finished.

Man. So good. Creeping existential dread all over.

MattB: I bought the book, and had trouble putting it down during a vacation in the Caribbean in good weather. It was really that good.

Tom, your story is one of the best in there. I've been getting friends interested in it by having them read a story or two, and Exploded is one of the ones I recommend.