Hello! I'm Tom. I designed a game called Gunpoint, about rewiring things and punching people, and now I'm working on a new one called Heat Signature, about sneaking aboard randomly generated spaceships. Here's some more info on all the games I've worked on, here's the podcast I do, here are the videos I make on YouTube, here are some of the articles I wrote for PC Gamer, and here are two short stories I wrote for the Machine of Death collections.
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It’s depressing to think that in my life, I will never write anything as funny as this logo. What the hell is it? The first thing I thought when I saw it, once I’d dried my eyes, was “What does the R stand for?” If the oblique angles that make up 95% of this image are supposed to represent the digits of 2012, what’s this:
It’s so typically British to have the only bit we could be proud of – that it’s in England – written in all-lower case seventies sci-fi script on the underside of something that might once have been a two.
Also hilariously dismal and quintessentially British is the ad they made to capture the spirit of these Olympic Games. It shows shining examples of the heights of excellence that the British spirit can achieve: a woman who’s managed to slim down to a mere fourteen stone, a disabled boy who can now ride horse without falling off more than three times, and a mother who, when she really tries, can cycle almost as fast as an OAP-buggy. It ends by speculating that she might one day be good enough to hand a bottle of water to a real cyclist. To sleep, perchance to dream.
bob_Arctor: This is all a joke isn't it? Surely?
If so it's funnier than the goatse entry.
The_B: I think the look on the old guy's face says it all.
Seriously, if the promotional team get anymore politically correct we'll be abolishing the bloody medals.
firstname.lastname@example.org: I agree, what aload of old cr*p. My 2 year old daughter could do better. No wonder this country lags behind in most things when we compete with the lieks of USA, AUstralia, Russia, China etc.... Knobbs like Coe running our sports...hahahahahahaa.. and the jerks who run the organisations.... well the logo sums it all up.
email@example.com: ay there's the rub....
firstname.lastname@example.org: doea the lgo say ZOO or something?? take your kids to the Zoo 2:-) I HATE BRITISH ideas....well especialyl this one:-)
Tom Francis: Wow, that got racist fast.