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Before we go any further, that there is not a first time for everything. Some things never happen. That is kind of the point. There is a first time for everything that happens, but the irritating and sophistic catchphrase is generally used to argue against the notion that a given thing may never happen. Some things don’t. There is not a first time for these. They don’t happen. Just to be clear.

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Graham: What brought this on?



Also, I'm not sure there /is/ a first time for everything to happens. Sometimes I think maybe the universe is temporally infinite.

 
Pentadact: A doctor told me I may only have sixty years to live.
 

muffin: that half life 2 and its series are the best 1st person shooters ever!!!!!

it makes sense?

Jazmeister: Crappy TV shows should be HL2 mods instead.
 
 

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